murderousinstincts:

the bible is about some guy whose name starts with j

he has a bunch of followers who see him as a leader and a friend

there are some people who are against him, but they eventually get on his side.

I guess he was kind of like a god or something

He saved his people from danger

one time he died

but he came back

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Fanfiction.net:

  • Chances of finding fanfic 100%
  • Chances of finding a good fanfic .0001%
  • Chances of finding a fanfic with good plot 46%
  • Chances of finding a grammatically correct fanfic with good plot .38%
  • Chances of being scarred for life 949,394,932%

(Source: agent-bartowski)

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religiousragings:

thenewenlightenmentage:

Milky Way Galaxy’s Head-On Crash with Andromeda

Top RightNighttime Sky View of Future Galaxy Merger: Present Day

Top Left: Nighttime Sky View of Future Galaxy Merger: 2 Billion Years

First Middle: Nighttime Sky View of Future Galaxy Merger: 3.75 Billion Years

Second Middle and Third Middle: Nighttime Sky View of Future Galaxy Merger: 3.85-3.9 Billion Years

Fourth Middle:  Nighttime Sky View of Future Galaxy Merger:  4 Billion Years

Bottom Right:  Nighttime Sky View of Future Galaxy Merger:  5.1 Billion Years

Bottom Left:  Nighttime Sky View of Future Galaxy Merger:  7 Billion Years

Maybe I’ll have myself frozen when I die so I can see this.  The sun will begin to enter the red giant phase after 5 billion years, and the earth probably won’t be around to see the final frame unless mankind manages to move it into a higher orbit before then. ~ Steve

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popeofgeekery:

creativenothing:

Students in Quebec were asked to send the cops the route of their march. Here is what they replied with.

popeofgeekery:

creativenothing:

Students in Quebec were asked to send the cops the route of their march. Here is what they replied with.

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benditlikebolin:

I hope the Earth King invites Tarrlok to Lake Laogai.

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tuiandla:

“You’re just as bad as Amon.”

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burntviolet:

Remember when Eridan made the only logical observation that any character ever has made or ever will in MS Paint Adventures?

burntviolet:

Remember when Eridan made the only logical observation that any character ever has made or ever will in MS Paint Adventures?

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